Chris: Wow thanks for carrying me in your satchel Enormous Squirrel.
Enormous Squirrel: No, thank you for always swerving dangerously to avoid my kind
Chris, it doesn’t go unnoticed. Besides, I couldn’t leave you on the road without a cell phone.
Chris: The day I forget it my car breaks down. I’m such an idiot.
Enormous Squirrel: Stop beating yourself up, I could tell you some gathering large nut stories that would blow your mind. Have you ever had to deal with blue jays?
Chris: Not really.
Enormous Squirrel: Let me tell you something, they’re assholes Chris, assholes.
Chris:Hey, we’re getting close to my house I could probably just walk from here.
Enormous Squirrel: I won’t hear of it. Besides, I need to make a stop near your place.
Chris:For what?
Enormous Squirrel: Aporns, I need fresh ones.
Chris: You mean acorns?
Enormous Squirrel: Yes… That’s exactly what I meant…
